Wednesday, March 25, 2015

I left my hair in hoboken....

Granted it’s not as meaningful as, “I left my heart in San Francisco”, but what does make sense in this blog? Nothing really. It's a statement that is almost like a trophy. Kind of like, "I left it all out on the field". With the exception of leaving an ill fitting fashion prothstetic on the streets of a hudson county city. But hey, you go girl! 



Recently, I was approached by a new guy (who from this point forward shall be referred to as, “new guy”). New guy tries to casually start a discussion during his field training. He started with, “So I have heard a lot about you…”, and I must say, I wasn’t that surprised. I have gained myself quite a reputation as the funny guy, the a-hole, the smart ass, the guy who has no filter, as well as being the most handsome 26 year old man this area has ever seen. When I ask "new guy" how he heard about me, he mentioned a name of another EMS professional that I have never heard of. Here I am thinking that he has heard of me from a party, or some convention where I was whoring myself out by aggressively networking with who I hoped were all the right people. On the contrary, new guy tells me that he had heard that I write an EMS blog and that it apparently has quite a following. I reply with a subtle, “NO SHIT! Don’t bullshit me kid!”

(As I type this, there is a new show about swingers playing in the background. I must say, that I find it quite amusing yet awkward watching these couples wife swap with total strangers in a bar. The face of the bartender watching them spank one another was pretty priceless. Either way, pardon if it appears this was written by a complete scatter brains.)

The news knocked me for a loop. I don’t write this for anyone but myself. Not to sound selfish but I have used this as a place for me to blow off steam. Mainly because you really can’t get away with running outside and screaming your lungs out anymore. Damn local noise ordinance laws and everyone’s hypersensitivity to people having mental breakdowns, has really put a damper on it. 

But would anyone really blame the guy who goes outside and just starts screaming? I wouldn’t, not at all, hell i'd probably join his as he attempts to scream it out in effort to keep it all together. As humans we need that good release of pent up energy. Growing up they tell you to “punch a pillow” or “count to ten”. This gets us absolutely nowhere with the exception of being able to build on the fundamentals of southpaw and becoming masters of 10 digits sequences.

So where does that leave us as people? What do we do when we have hit our breaking point? Well, as Disney has so conveniently drilled into our brains, "let it go". In the case of myself, and those who know me attest, when I become pissed, I tend to rant. Not just a little rant, I make sure those immediately around me know how I feel and then I am fine. Once I get it out of my system, I look back and laugh about it. Then I realize that my behavior was that of a horse’s ass, and I progress forward.

For others, this is not so easy. Many people have their vices and I cannot blame them for that. Some turn to drugs and alcohol to cope with their stresses. Some lose their stresses by walking it off. Some choose exercise (not me), but some people think that is a good way to expel stress.

Now I know you all are sitting back and thinking, “Well Joe, if you say that you rant as a way of stress relief, why do you write?” And that is a great question. I write because I can. I have found that putting your thoughts and ideas on paper or in this case the web, leaves a legacy. It gives you the opportunity to look back and see how far you have come. For me I can look back and see how I am not nearly as stressed and have less to worry about in my life. It also works as a way for me to shed excess baggage silently when there is nobody to talk to.

So now the steam is pretty much clear from this otherwise shitty night. I didn’t get my way at work and I was put in less than ideal circumstances due to what some would say are “life choices I made in the past”. That makes it sound like I used to live a life of drugs and crime, not stepping up and getting my dispatcher certification. (Crazy how certain phrases can be interpreted eh?) So I threw my hissy fit, expressed my dissatisfaction with my coworkers, had my rant, and sat dead silently at my console.

I suffered through the rest of my shift in a room that makes me beyond uncomfortable, listening to the grinding of an antique space heater, making a dangerous grinding noise as if disaster is lurking immediately around the corner. The kind of machine that looks like the cause of a house fire. A loud grinding noise similar to that of a 2-stroke weed whacker engine fills the room, loud enough to drown out the sound of my audio book that I was quite interested in. Which if I could make a recommendation, Simon Rich’s, Man Seeking Woman: and other love stories. It is a hilarious look at dating in this day and age, and some funny ass stories about the insecurities of moving on past a relationship. Quite comical.


Well I think this concludes my rant. I have been slacking on my blogging lately. It has been taking its toll on me and I honestly have been too lazy and busy feeling sorry for myself. So let it be known that I will attempt to be a much less lazy ass and keep writing more. In the meantime, I’m going to go practice my yoga, align my chi, and really focus on my flexibility. Not just the flexibility of this fortress of a body, but my mind, and spirit as well. Namaste. 


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